Banana Monkey Destruction Guides
Pick the guide that matches the next player task. Each route shows confirmed facts, measured methods, unknown details, and safe next steps.
Four launch guides
Choose the next problem to solve
Official loop + measured method
Beginner guide
Start with repeatable destruction, collect bananas, inspect the daily prompt, measure one minute, and plan a realistic target.
Open guide →Legitimate progressionHow to get strong
Compare routes and upgrades from your own results while rejecting punch-aura and auto-punch exploit content.
Open guide →Player-measuredBanana farming guide
Build a bananas-per-minute baseline, repeat it, compare sessions, and test an upgrade's break-even time.
Open guide →Official claim; mechanics unknownDaily trainer status
Check the official free daily trainer statement without inventing its identity, location, schedule, or effect.
Open guide →Goal planner
Turn a measured route into time and session estimates.
Progression priorities
Filter role-first checks for your current goal.
Update status
Recheck guides when the game timestamp or interface changes.